Cross Country Road Trip- USA

Driving through Colorado had its moments. Some of the scenery were of stretches of depleted and barren land; others, had gorgeous views of the mountains and other state treasures.

While driving, Jen and I kept ourselves amused with our all-time favorite game: Who could come up with the more disgusting hypothetical question?

On this leg of the trip, we asked each other:
WOULD YOUR RATHER...?

• Have smelly, thick pube hair on the top of your head OR be bald, but have slight peach fuzz

• Be extremely fat on top OR grotesquely fat on the bottom

• Eat a raisin that's been inside someone's bottom for 2 weeks OR a prune that's been inside a girl's vagina for a year (even throughout the period cycles)

• Have a penis for a nose OR a vagina for a mouth

• Eat a small live fetus OR a cooked 1-year old baby

• Pop someone's pimples spread all over their body with your teeth while sucking the pus out OR have leprosy?

Pretty much, this went on for hours...

Jen and I stopped at this Chinese restaurant for lunch because we missed Asian food so much, thereby making a really bad decision in doing so.

I have never in my entire life seen red fried rice or a ketchup bottle at a Chinese restaurant, but here in the middle of Colorado, that's what we saw. We were so hungry at this point, we decided $5.95 for all-you-can-eat would be worth it, but midway through the second plate, we just couldn't stop laughing at how miserable the food was.

Adding to our 'hypothetical game', we asked:

• Would you rather eat this Chinese buffet everyday for the rest of your life OR McDonald's Sausage McMuffin w/ Egg?

It was a no brainer:
McDonald's

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